(student)"Ya know how we keep having fire and earthquake drills Mrs. Hall"
(Me)"Yes"
(student) "Well we should have a volcano drill"
(me) "Thats a lovely idea but we don't have an active volcano in Utah to worry about"
(student) "Oh yes we right behind us"
(me) "Which is a fault not a volcano"
(student)"But if it moves magma is going to shoot out everywhere"
(me... in my head) "I have failed you as a teacher. Where have you been for the last two months when we talked about volcanoes and earthquakes? Are you kidding me!"
But then with some extra thought and reflection... I figure 1 out of 175 is a number I can live with. :)